reading crap in the internet now.. this is hilarious...
Top 11 Rejected
Transformers
11. Goatsecon: Robot that transforms into a... let's call it a
cannon.
10. Pintron: Explodes if you hit him in the back too hard.
9. Wheatonator: From precocious cadet that saves the day into a
bundle of wheat.
8. Nutcrusher: Only effective against male Decepticons.
7. Vibroar: Robot. T-Rex. Vibrator. Who could ask for more?
6. Segtron: Everyone's favorite personal vehicle, now in robot
form.
5. Scarscream: Say hello to my little robotic friend.
4. Optimus Priss: The very educated, wimpy brother of Optimus
3. Hippibot: From robot to VW Hippie Van. Bongs sold
separately.
2. Grampsor: Creaks way louder when transforming.
1. Whorenado: From Olds Cutlass to street walker at the first sign
of $20.
